is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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