He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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