were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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