Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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