Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
