sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
