operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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