Well apparently he's into motor boating.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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