Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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