I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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