My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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