you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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