No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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