god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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