Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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