So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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