I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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