Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Green mimosas i think yes
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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