Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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