You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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