I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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