Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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