butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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