wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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