I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Dick very happy bro
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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