hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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