You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
