paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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