Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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