I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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