dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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