She's JV to your varsity
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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