I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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