My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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