I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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