your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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