so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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