I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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