doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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