Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
And then he peed in my hair
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