Grow some girl-balls and come out already
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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