I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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