too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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