I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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