can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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