I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
well you can't waste a boner
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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