is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I think we might need a safe word for this...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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