he shaved USA in his pubs
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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