Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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