Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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