if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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