So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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