i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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