North Korea, Best Korea!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
They took my balls.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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