but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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