Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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