I want to make a zoo with you.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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