May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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